Friday, 18 April 2014

Out the freezer...



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Wet Play Group x

Thursday, 6 February 2014

Wet Play Tapecast #3

...............................Wayward's Intimate Moments................................


Wet Play dares you to go longer than a C-90... 

  
Will you rise to the challenge???

Book in some quality time with your significant / illicit lover and get comfortable with our guidance. Blow the dust of that tape deck and decorate with flowers. Stock up in high-end chocolates, pre-rolled zoots and rum... or a fine vintage...

Move slowly and carefully... Pay attention to your every step. If you touch your partner somewhere, pay attention to their response. Take your time...

A subtle touch... A transcendent kiss... A gentle throb...

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!!! >>> AVAILABLE NOW ON LIMITED EDITION C-90 CASSETTE TAPE! <<< !!!
(Free MP3 download is included but will not offer the same experience)
On lovely Jelly Red Cassette with special jazzy inlay. Comes complete with instructions for proper use...

>>> !!! BUY HERE NOW !!! <<<

First 3 customers get a complimentary sachet of long lasting intimate lube!!!



'Making love is like a game of football baby... An hour and a half of end to end action with a break in the middle for a pie....'

Wayward - Incumbent of Wet Play's early club 'Erection Section' and global hit with the fairer sex brings us 90 minutes of none stop knicker and boxer short fizzers. A deep journey into the erogenous zone. A pathway to satisfaction... Slow paced peaking soul jams and down tempo gliders to get your waters bubbling... 



Where Good Friends Meet...

Monday, 25 November 2013

Wet Play Festive Menu...

Silly season is creeping up on us once again... Pretty soon you'll be spending LOADS of cash on presents and parties, drinking metric tonnes of booze and trying to avoid fingering / getting fingered by howlers on 'Mad Friday'. It's tradition round these parts to go spare through the whole of December then curl up into a toilet bowl on New Years day (or the day after, depending on how 'ard you are) and press FLUSH.... Re-surfacing around Febuary 1st feeling bored cause you've just spent January being a massive pussy... That's our usual routine anyway...

1. Wet Play's Guided Wormhole Tour @ Kraak 07/12/13

Poster by Randall Marsh

We complete a triangle of parties at the Kraak house this year with a guided tour through the wormhole. Join us for an open-topped voyage through the alleys of space-time... show your megarider upon entry and get in for the ticket price... Joining us this time we have four battle hardened passengers who'll be breaking out their clippercards especially...

WILLOW (808) / ALEX LEWIS (808) / PERRY LOUIS (LaLoop) - We first came aware of these young rouges when they kept coming into Piccadilly Records, keeping Kickin' Pigeon and Randy on they're toes with strange requests for illicit club bombs. upon closer inspection it became clear that they were indeed a squadron of highly skilled nightclub militia - trained in the art of technoid assault and deep house airstrikes. Holding down residencies at 808 in Nottingham and our very own Sankeys's here in Manchester; you'll also catch them doing sonic battle on the front lines at various warehouse parties throughout the north of England. A bit of a swerve ball from our usual guests - these guys are gonna take things deep, dark and techy as they deploy a 2 hour excercise in unsanctioned, hedonistic narcosis....

DAVE OWEN (The Social Service) - Resident crew member at one of our favourite rave-ups and serious boogie jammer... Dave will be charged with the task of greasing up the wormhole with massive club soul and boogie plasma bombs as he takes the controls on the stroke of midnight... Anyone who's been down to Stretford's finest underground rave-up can attest to his credentials, and after digging his sublime 'Bye Bye Burnage' mix recently, we were left with no other option than to draft in his services for the occasion. Take our advice and wear a nappy for this one....



2. Hyper Grotto Jam @ 2022NQ 14/12/13

Poster by Lisa Stannard
Special crimbo daytime jam down at 2022NQ... Jazzy-ass poster says it all really... We'll be hawking tees and jumpers and shit down at this...Number one hot xmas shopping stop! Tank up on mulled stuff and sit on Benny Badge's knee for 50p (2 minute limit) as he makes a pre-cursory appearance to his NYE special guest slot, see below...



3. NEW YEARS EVE!

a. Wet Play / Red Laser Records / Full Beam! @ Soup Kitchen 31/12/13

Poster by Randall Marsh
Enter the Pyramid this New Year's Eve for a double room, 8 hour alpha state joyride down at Soup Kitchen... for the third year running W.P drench the soupy basement in what has become a traditional NYE sure-fire smash. This time joining forces with red Laser Records and Full Beam! Who'll be erecting rival monoliths upstairs fora boogie/manctalo, trans-year sound off. Safe to say you'll be cruising up and down the chute throughout the night so oil them knee joints...



*Subterranean Chamber - WET PLAY w/ BENNY BADGE (Freekwency / Nite Class), Kickin' Pigeon, Randy Marsh. Ste Spandex, Wayward, Metrodome.

*King's Chamber - RED LASER RECORDS & FULL BEAM! w/ Il Bosco, Matt Triggs, sonofapizzaman, Vincent Texture, Randall Marsh Snr, Tony Brapston.


>>>NYE TICKETS<<<


**Also kicking off NYE - Kickin' Pigeon in early evening moonlighting business...**

NYE 2013 - Common Bar, Thomas St.
8pm-2am
'Just Another Night' with your hosts:
Kickin Pigeon & DJ White Pepper
(aka Matt Ward & Brad Tallon)

'Music, drinks and celebration; by candlelight. Seeing in the New Year in whatever fashion you damn please'
Greetings!

Yep, for those who want to get going early doors. Pidge and Pepper will be playing records, talking nonsence and dancing at Common from 8pm. More details to follow...




Thursday, 31 October 2013

Tees Louise!.....

'Bath Tub' Models our Dark Heather number whilst takin one of his naps..
*All tees come with zero limescale guaranteed!
The first installment of the next batch of super fresh Wet Play tees are now available on the WET PLAY BIG CARTEL ... 1st one designed by LISA STANNARD at her 'Sand Pit' studios, taken from her lovely print that was given out with our WGFM#2 Test Pressings a little while back... Mega Ping!... 

*Big props to Jermyn and the crew at the fabulous ONE69A studio for zappin' these out in high fashion with their trademark excellence as always... x LOVE x

'Hello Ambulance please mate... Three scalliwags with multiple lacerations...
Yeah they're still breathin'... No, I haven't got any plasters'
These are limited edition! - We will be changin' up the colours and designs as we hustle these ones... We will be runnin' a stall at WET PLAY'S SUPERNATURAL SHOWBIZ JAMBOREE at the Dancehouse on Friday the 1st Nov for anyone wanting to save on postage.... 

Good for girls too. Ladies! - Get out of the doghouse and into one of these.





BIG BUGGERS! 
email wetplaymcr@gmail.com if you need larger sizes and we'll sort something out....

WPx

Tuesday, 22 October 2013

Wet Play's Supernatural Showbiz Jamboree 01/11/13

Poster by : Randall Marsh 2013
Dust off your ball gowns and your widest shirts n slacks... Pan-dimensional prom vibessssss. Awards will be given for special effort - and we mean it. Trophies for the best drenchers have been commissioned... Think Galaxy High end of term dance... Tight angles and BIG bangles... Glitter and dicky-bows...

Happening on a Friday this time so get the Saturday off work if you need to... actually, get the Friday, Saturday and Sunday off as this is a mission to re-polarize your neural sheaths. All taking place at the glorious DANCEHOUSE Theatre on Oxford Road...

'Manchester's number one dog-friendly comedy venue'
...There have been various ghost sightings, spectral experiences and unexplainable sensations over recent times in this gaff so be ALERT... Mind out for COLD spots on the dance floor and keep the safety OFF on your proton packs. Officially certified 'HAUNTED' by Patrick Swayze and Whoopi Goldberg (showbiz).... 

We are extremely fortunate to be able to use this EXTRA SPECIAL venue so all comers be briefed : Please respect your surroundings or the theatre staff will set the ghosts on you! (It's Halloween - they WILL be about) - In all seriousness though... You will be given the showbiz exitshould you break the rules - not that you will, as you'll be too busy hob-nobbing at zero-g in the hefty performance space... 

The Dancehouse's spectacular auditorium. Anyone seen the Shining?
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*Joining us on the night is JOHNNY AB STRACT! - Booked by Randy Marsh and Ste Spandex whilst trapped in a black hole a his regular throw down : MIDNIGHT DRIVE recently.... Been meaning to sort a jam out with Johnny for a while now.... I'll let Kickin' Pigeon spill the beans on this creature should you be unfamiliar with his habits....

It's with great pleasure that we bring one of Manchester's most respected underground acid militia, Johnny Abstract to our rambunctious soiree. As far as techno credentials go, Mr Abstract ticks all the boxes. Too many funny, messy and most importantly, top notch house and techno jams have cumulated from the epicentre of this guy's aura. He smashed the back end off Wet Play's precursor party, Detroit Public Radio about 8 years ago; after already establishing himself in the Manchester techno scene through numerous banging nights that seem to blur into an intergalactic haze (summet in the water back then...;) Recently flying the Proper Techno flag at nights Bohemian Grove and Midnight Drive, and proceeding a jaw-dropping lysergic romp at Audio Farm's Summer Festival; Johnny continues to keep at the forefront of forward thinking electronic musica, and is sure to give our Pigeon a run for his money keeping up the tEckNoid BoUnCe. Get ready to embrace the speaker stacks!.... KP x 

Part of Johhny's traditional pre-set routine... Get it buzzed.
Added party upgrade:::::... SKANKY MAGIC are going to be deploying the fizzled elctronics and ramped up groove boxes, mainling us a 1500mics dose of 5D chaos. First displaying their narcotic prowess on 'Where Good Friends Meet #1' - our debut record; this will be the first performance for the mysterious duo and a chance to see their all encompassing technicoloured joyride spiral out of control in our very own rave bunker. Expect radioactive spring reverbs, juttering plasma-rhythms and post-euphoric, interstella haze. All in all; a very exciting prospect - buckle up and enjoy the journey...

As normal a plethora of WET PLAY PALS will be in attendance for your amusement....

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Tickets are a ridonkulous £5 in advance... Don't ask how we can do it... don't think the maths have ever added up. Door price will be £7... Ticket holders and guestlist blaggers please be in by midnight or we'll turn your heads into pumpkins. Last entry will be 1AM so dont dawdle... The last party at KRAAK was a roadblock and people got turned away... We've made the short trip across town to the Dancehouse for this one where there's a bit more room, but not loads more so dont drag your heels.....Follow the light......




All That Enter In Shall Be Saved....
hold out your hand and wait for the fizz....

Sunday, 29 September 2013

Where Good Friends Meet #2

WGFM#2 Label Art by: Randy Marsh
WGFM#2 is now available to order on our big cartel shop and at Piccadilly Records pending it's full worldwide release... This one's a double A-Side with BIG tracks from STE SPANDEX and METRODOME... Proofs in the pud yo....




WGFM#2 Label Art by: Randy Marsh

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Randy wears the WGFM#2 TP. Fake semi-on by 'Can of Pledge' (Gruds - model's own)

So the test pressings sold out in less than an hour... they came with 2 special prints... The super sick Lisa Stannard print is available to order on our big cartel... Got one framed up at the Gravy Pit HQ at the moment... looks badass....



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A nudge in the direction of the next D~R~E~N~C~H....


Wet Play Pals x

Monday, 9 September 2013

Showbiz Season 2013/14 Preview...

Another summer has burnt its way into our memory banks... Long and mostly hot, plenty of highlights and good times... Techno and speedboats.. tractors, trips to toon town... horse flies with heads, boogie meltdowns... warped wax, micro-peckers, nintendos and all that jazz.... So little time to recover before the start of the new SHOWBIZ SEASON!!! - Traditionally September is the month where clubland magically springs back into action after the 'summer break' as our streets get peppered with hordes of googily-eyed freshmen (watch out for even googlier looking scallies kids).... We all know however, that showbiz never kips... We've been at it all summer ya pussies!

Anyway... Our first official do of the 'season' is coming up in the form of an old fashioned versus night down at Soup Kitchen where we take on the SPACE DOCKING cats allllll night.. You may have heard some stories circulating the northern quarter about this lot.. yeah the one where a delusional young gentlemen decided to drop his keks on the dance floor and vigorously frig himself in the bum hole and other erogenous places to the delight/horror of onlooking 'wholesome' revellers up at Gulliver's? Unfortunately Randy Marsh has lost the camera phone evidence he took of this event otherwise it would be getting posted up.. anyone who received those pictures in a text message via Marsh please forward them to: wetplaymcr@gmail.com as soon as possible and we'll update this post immediately. Let's just say it was the music at Space docking that whipped this guy up into a sweaty naked frenzy... so be careful come the 20th Sept...

Flyer by: Ste Spandex
Wet Play vs. Space Docking
*Intergalactic Lazer Battle*
Friday 20th September
Soup Kitchen
10pm-4am / £5


SOME BLURB: September sees us return to the Soup Kitchen for the first time since New Year's Eve and pit our record collections against the Space Docking monoliths - Pete Mangalore and Connor Thomas. Without boring you with the facts; if you've been to a truly 'cutting edge' or 'forward thinking' electronic music night in Manchester within the last 10 years, chances are our Man like Connor Thomas will have been behind one of them. Constantly scouring the cosmos for the hottest new shit, Connor's been responsible for both exposing and showcasing new talent before we've even heard of it. Not only that, a stalwart at BOOMKAT and head of Death Of Rave record label, Connor's got more credentials than an army major. Space docking co-hort Pete never fails to amuse and offend, bending genres and weaker minds with his intimidating tracklists. Expect a smoking crater where the dancefloor once stood.

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NEXT WET PLAY???????? 

We're working a some very exciting angles at the moment so anticipate news soon!... Our SENSUAL SUMMER MASSAGE at Kraak back at the start of August was crazy.... For those of you that didn't get in or had to queue for ages... We're regretful that the club was a bit too small for the hundreds that turned up and that our usually well soaked machine had a few minor logistical hitches on the night... We're working to be able to accommodate more go-ers in the very near future so keep em peeled and get tickets in advance for the next one and turn up before midnight!.......

Transporter beams.....
Hollywoooooooooooooooood!!!!
Il Bosco slaps a Mind Meld on each and everyone... Big Vibes.

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EQUALITY EVERYWHERE

Islington Mill
Thursday 12th September
FREE ENTRY!!! - donations requested
6pm - 2am


Our friends at the Mill in partnership with Berghain have nicely invited us to play at this Techno party in support of ALL OUT along side the likes of Bohemian Grove, Trus'me, Trash-o-rama and more tba... It's a FREE DO... Needless to say Pidge will be armed to the beak.


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SPANDEX LIVE AT THIS:

Silverclub and Red Laser Records Present...
Saturday 12th October
Deaf Institute
10pm-4am / £4&£6


Another chance to see Spandex's increasingly rawkus live sprawl here... this time on the bill for an evening of live tackle with pals Silverclub and Tommy Walker 3 plus wife-beater DJ support....

Poster by: Randy Marsh

*On the topic of Spandex. check his BASEMENT SEX TAPES HERE: We promise you that it'll be the best two fifty you've spent since Megariders were two fifty....


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*Right so remember LOOK out for details on the next WET PLAY soon!!!! and also get ready for our next record.... WGFM#2 will be out before too long... WGFM#1 has hit the shelves and record bags hard so if you've been kippin give yourself a wee pinch... Showbiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiz!

Wet Play Pals x