Thursday, 4 September 2014

BBQ G-Brief /// Through The G-Hole /// Full Beam!

1. Wet Laser BBQ G-Brief

The dust in our heads has finally settled after the Wet Laser BBQ down at First Chop & The Roadhouse. BIG THANKS to everyone that came down and made it an EXTRA special one...



These snaps are a bit murky but they give you the vibe... there seem to be a distinct lack of photographic evidence... probably for the best... 

So we ended up partying in three club spaces.... Daytime jam outside, under the arches and then on to the fantastic inside club space at the First Chop Brewing Arm until Midnight... Due to noise complaints from newly built hotels (we we here first dick heads! - get some quadrouple glazing you tight arsed nob scratches), the plug literally had to be pulled after the heroics of Mikey Don on the 11pm-12am slot... But everyone dived on the 1-pop highway over to a jumpin Red Play after party at the Roadhouse for the last leg of the 11 hour marathon...

Hopefully we got the whole shin-dig recorded cause LeonXLeon had a gadget on him... Gonna take a bit to go through it but when we do it will be posted up. In the meantime here's a wee message from old Gerry.....


Once again, THANKS to everyone involved - The venue staff (who broke the world record for finding empty baggies during the clean up), All the crews n heads that played - The Social Service, Clandestino from Leeds, LeonXLeon (Teleportation mission from Gay Paris), Boggy, sonofapizzaman, Mikey Don, The Disco Mums and Blane on the sick visuals throughout.... Special props to Dom on Door duties, Il Bosco (A.K.A the black Lenny Henry) who we joined forces with on this one and who worked like a nutter as standard and for all yous mad heads that make these thing go BOOIOIIIOIIOOOIIIIINNNNNNG x

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2. Spacedust Selection 004 - Through the G-hole by Randy Marsh

Randy was kindly asked to provide a special mix for Canadian outfit Spacedust... Check the outcome...

RM's ‘Through The G-Hole’ mix for SPACEDUST is a brisk cruise of early evening moochers that eventually pencil-drops into post-midnight hydrofoil, fuelled throbbers. All stacked up in signature RM style – ‘All Hitters, No Shitters’ (Catchphrase) 
 


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3. Full Beam w/ Glowing Palms ROADHOUSE 05/09/13

NOT TO BE SNIFFED AT!

All night, all wax boogie jam FULL BEAM! returns to action on September 5th... Featuring Glowing Palm... Already done pure writing for this so here's some links n shit... £5 party - GET DOWN TO IT.



Randy Marsh does NOT give blowjobs to trendy Northern Quarter media types.
Despite the rumours... it's just not true.. or it it? apply here: 07429807793

WET PLAY PALS x

Tuesday, 22 July 2014

Wet Laser Summer Frolic... ALL DAY BBQ!!!!


Anyone who's dipped into Manchester's 'Getting wrecked for four days on the trot on a bank holiday weekend' scene over the last decade will most likely have ended up at one of the previous incarnations of this BBQ at some point along the way. Over the years it has flown under the banners of Friend's & Family, Fat City and more recently Red Laser Disco/Records with our pal Il Bosco 'no-more-nailed' into the cock pit for the duration of the journey. Always a well attended Sunday buzz-up, this latest embodiment is set to be no different... 

Limited early tickets are up on The Pyramid Suite... once they disappear either pop into Piccadilly Records for a physical or get em off Skiddle else it'll be a ten spot on the day provided it don't sell out... Links below...




*All going off at the First Chop Brewing Arm down on Trinity Way M3 - just over the River Irwell, between the Opera House and Islington Mill... piss easy to find... Top venue with a killer outside space... There will be Caribbean grub getting wazzed up on the BBQ and plenty LOUD music being pumped out from 3pm til LATE. Plus they got an on-site brewery for some good quality drinkin'. 

- See you at the grill...


Friday, 18 April 2014

Out the freezer...




TICKETS ON SALE TILL 9PM!!!!!!!

More on the door.......

(Join Wet Play group to reveal further information)

10:30pm - ???? (SUNRISE) / BAR ON LOCATION

CONTACT YOUR NEAREST AND DEAREST WET PLAY REPRESENTATIVE FOR THE ADDRESS!!!! 

!!!!!!!!!!!PLEASE BE IN BY 1AM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wet Play Group x

Thursday, 6 February 2014

Wet Play Tapecast #3

...............................Wayward's Intimate Moments................................


Wet Play dares you to go longer than a C-90... 

  
Will you rise to the challenge???

Book in some quality time with your significant / illicit lover and get comfortable with our guidance. Blow the dust of that tape deck and decorate with flowers. Stock up in high-end chocolates, pre-rolled zoots and rum... or a fine vintage...

Move slowly and carefully... Pay attention to your every step. If you touch your partner somewhere, pay attention to their response. Take your time...

A subtle touch... A transcendent kiss... A gentle throb...

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!!! >>> AVAILABLE NOW ON LIMITED EDITION C-90 CASSETTE TAPE! <<< !!!
(Free MP3 download is included but will not offer the same experience)
On lovely Jelly Red Cassette with special jazzy inlay. Comes complete with instructions for proper use...

>>> !!! BUY HERE NOW !!! <<<

First 3 customers get a complimentary sachet of long lasting intimate lube!!!



'Making love is like a game of football baby... An hour and a half of end to end action with a break in the middle for a pie....'

Wayward - Incumbent of Wet Play's early club 'Erection Section' and global hit with the fairer sex brings us 90 minutes of none stop knicker and boxer short fizzers. A deep journey into the erogenous zone. A pathway to satisfaction... Slow paced peaking soul jams and down tempo gliders to get your waters bubbling... 



Where Good Friends Meet...

Monday, 25 November 2013

Wet Play Festive Menu...

Silly season is creeping up on us once again... Pretty soon you'll be spending LOADS of cash on presents and parties, drinking metric tonnes of booze and trying to avoid fingering / getting fingered by howlers on 'Mad Friday'. It's tradition round these parts to go spare through the whole of December then curl up into a toilet bowl on New Years day (or the day after, depending on how 'ard you are) and press FLUSH.... Re-surfacing around Febuary 1st feeling bored cause you've just spent January being a massive pussy... That's our usual routine anyway...

1. Wet Play's Guided Wormhole Tour @ Kraak 07/12/13

Poster by Randall Marsh

We complete a triangle of parties at the Kraak house this year with a guided tour through the wormhole. Join us for an open-topped voyage through the alleys of space-time... show your megarider upon entry and get in for the ticket price... Joining us this time we have four battle hardened passengers who'll be breaking out their clippercards especially...

WILLOW (808) / ALEX LEWIS (808) / PERRY LOUIS (LaLoop) - We first came aware of these young rouges when they kept coming into Piccadilly Records, keeping Kickin' Pigeon and Randy on they're toes with strange requests for illicit club bombs. upon closer inspection it became clear that they were indeed a squadron of highly skilled nightclub militia - trained in the art of technoid assault and deep house airstrikes. Holding down residencies at 808 in Nottingham and our very own Sankeys's here in Manchester; you'll also catch them doing sonic battle on the front lines at various warehouse parties throughout the north of England. A bit of a swerve ball from our usual guests - these guys are gonna take things deep, dark and techy as they deploy a 2 hour excercise in unsanctioned, hedonistic narcosis....

DAVE OWEN (The Social Service) - Resident crew member at one of our favourite rave-ups and serious boogie jammer... Dave will be charged with the task of greasing up the wormhole with massive club soul and boogie plasma bombs as he takes the controls on the stroke of midnight... Anyone who's been down to Stretford's finest underground rave-up can attest to his credentials, and after digging his sublime 'Bye Bye Burnage' mix recently, we were left with no other option than to draft in his services for the occasion. Take our advice and wear a nappy for this one....



2. Hyper Grotto Jam @ 2022NQ 14/12/13

Poster by Lisa Stannard
Special crimbo daytime jam down at 2022NQ... Jazzy-ass poster says it all really... We'll be hawking tees and jumpers and shit down at this...Number one hot xmas shopping stop! Tank up on mulled stuff and sit on Benny Badge's knee for 50p (2 minute limit) as he makes a pre-cursory appearance to his NYE special guest slot, see below...



3. NEW YEARS EVE!

a. Wet Play / Red Laser Records / Full Beam! @ Soup Kitchen 31/12/13

Poster by Randall Marsh
Enter the Pyramid this New Year's Eve for a double room, 8 hour alpha state joyride down at Soup Kitchen... for the third year running W.P drench the soupy basement in what has become a traditional NYE sure-fire smash. This time joining forces with red Laser Records and Full Beam! Who'll be erecting rival monoliths upstairs fora boogie/manctalo, trans-year sound off. Safe to say you'll be cruising up and down the chute throughout the night so oil them knee joints...



*Subterranean Chamber - WET PLAY w/ BENNY BADGE (Freekwency / Nite Class), Kickin' Pigeon, Randy Marsh. Ste Spandex, Wayward, Metrodome.

*King's Chamber - RED LASER RECORDS & FULL BEAM! w/ Il Bosco, Matt Triggs, sonofapizzaman, Vincent Texture, Randall Marsh Snr, Tony Brapston.


>>>NYE TICKETS<<<


**Also kicking off NYE - Kickin' Pigeon in early evening moonlighting business...**

NYE 2013 - Common Bar, Thomas St.
8pm-2am
'Just Another Night' with your hosts:
Kickin Pigeon & DJ White Pepper
(aka Matt Ward & Brad Tallon)

'Music, drinks and celebration; by candlelight. Seeing in the New Year in whatever fashion you damn please'
Greetings!

Yep, for those who want to get going early doors. Pidge and Pepper will be playing records, talking nonsence and dancing at Common from 8pm. More details to follow...




Thursday, 31 October 2013

Tees Louise!.....

'Bath Tub' Models our Dark Heather number whilst takin one of his naps..
*All tees come with zero limescale guaranteed!
The first installment of the next batch of super fresh Wet Play tees are now available on the WET PLAY BIG CARTEL ... 1st one designed by LISA STANNARD at her 'Sand Pit' studios, taken from her lovely print that was given out with our WGFM#2 Test Pressings a little while back... Mega Ping!... 

*Big props to Jermyn and the crew at the fabulous ONE69A studio for zappin' these out in high fashion with their trademark excellence as always... x LOVE x

'Hello Ambulance please mate... Three scalliwags with multiple lacerations...
Yeah they're still breathin'... No, I haven't got any plasters'
These are limited edition! - We will be changin' up the colours and designs as we hustle these ones... We will be runnin' a stall at WET PLAY'S SUPERNATURAL SHOWBIZ JAMBOREE at the Dancehouse on Friday the 1st Nov for anyone wanting to save on postage.... 

Good for girls too. Ladies! - Get out of the doghouse and into one of these.





BIG BUGGERS! 
email wetplaymcr@gmail.com if you need larger sizes and we'll sort something out....

WPx