Tuesday, 22 July 2014

Wet Laser Summer Frolic... ALL DAY BBQ!!!!


Anyone who's dipped into Manchester's 'Getting wrecked for four days on the trot on a bank holiday weekend' scene over the last decade will most likely have ended up at one of the previous incarnations of this BBQ at some point along the way. Over the years it has flown under the banners of Friend's & Family, Fat City and more recently Red Laser Disco/Records with our pal Il Bosco 'no-more-nailed' into the cock pit for the duration of the journey. Always a well attended Sunday buzz-up, this latest embodiment is set to be no different... 

Limited early tickets are up on The Pyramid Suite... once they disappear either pop into Piccadilly Records for a physical or get em off Skiddle else it'll be a ten spot on the day provided it don't sell out... Links below...




*All going off at the First Chop Brewing Arm down on Trinity Way M3 - just over the River Irwell, between the Opera House and Islington Mill... piss easy to find... Top venue with a killer outside space... There will be Caribbean grub getting wazzed up on the BBQ and plenty LOUD music being pumped out from 3pm til LATE. Plus they got an on-site brewery for some good quality drinkin'. 

- See you at the grill...


Friday, 18 April 2014

Out the freezer...




TICKETS ON SALE TILL 9PM!!!!!!!

More on the door.......

(Join Wet Play group to reveal further information)

10:30pm - ???? (SUNRISE) / BAR ON LOCATION

CONTACT YOUR NEAREST AND DEAREST WET PLAY REPRESENTATIVE FOR THE ADDRESS!!!! 

!!!!!!!!!!!PLEASE BE IN BY 1AM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wet Play Group x

Thursday, 6 February 2014

Wet Play Tapecast #3

...............................Wayward's Intimate Moments................................


Wet Play dares you to go longer than a C-90... 

  
Will you rise to the challenge???

Book in some quality time with your significant / illicit lover and get comfortable with our guidance. Blow the dust of that tape deck and decorate with flowers. Stock up in high-end chocolates, pre-rolled zoots and rum... or a fine vintage...

Move slowly and carefully... Pay attention to your every step. If you touch your partner somewhere, pay attention to their response. Take your time...

A subtle touch... A transcendent kiss... A gentle throb...

- - - - - - - - - - ROMANTIC MOODS Volume 1. - - - - - - - - - -

!!! >>> AVAILABLE NOW ON LIMITED EDITION C-90 CASSETTE TAPE! <<< !!!
(Free MP3 download is included but will not offer the same experience)
On lovely Jelly Red Cassette with special jazzy inlay. Comes complete with instructions for proper use...

>>> !!! BUY HERE NOW !!! <<<

First 3 customers get a complimentary sachet of long lasting intimate lube!!!



'Making love is like a game of football baby... An hour and a half of end to end action with a break in the middle for a pie....'

Wayward - Incumbent of Wet Play's early club 'Erection Section' and global hit with the fairer sex brings us 90 minutes of none stop knicker and boxer short fizzers. A deep journey into the erogenous zone. A pathway to satisfaction... Slow paced peaking soul jams and down tempo gliders to get your waters bubbling... 



Where Good Friends Meet...

Monday, 25 November 2013

Wet Play Festive Menu...

Silly season is creeping up on us once again... Pretty soon you'll be spending LOADS of cash on presents and parties, drinking metric tonnes of booze and trying to avoid fingering / getting fingered by howlers on 'Mad Friday'. It's tradition round these parts to go spare through the whole of December then curl up into a toilet bowl on New Years day (or the day after, depending on how 'ard you are) and press FLUSH.... Re-surfacing around Febuary 1st feeling bored cause you've just spent January being a massive pussy... That's our usual routine anyway...

1. Wet Play's Guided Wormhole Tour @ Kraak 07/12/13

Poster by Randall Marsh

We complete a triangle of parties at the Kraak house this year with a guided tour through the wormhole. Join us for an open-topped voyage through the alleys of space-time... show your megarider upon entry and get in for the ticket price... Joining us this time we have four battle hardened passengers who'll be breaking out their clippercards especially...

WILLOW (808) / ALEX LEWIS (808) / PERRY LOUIS (LaLoop) - We first came aware of these young rouges when they kept coming into Piccadilly Records, keeping Kickin' Pigeon and Randy on they're toes with strange requests for illicit club bombs. upon closer inspection it became clear that they were indeed a squadron of highly skilled nightclub militia - trained in the art of technoid assault and deep house airstrikes. Holding down residencies at 808 in Nottingham and our very own Sankeys's here in Manchester; you'll also catch them doing sonic battle on the front lines at various warehouse parties throughout the north of England. A bit of a swerve ball from our usual guests - these guys are gonna take things deep, dark and techy as they deploy a 2 hour excercise in unsanctioned, hedonistic narcosis....

DAVE OWEN (The Social Service) - Resident crew member at one of our favourite rave-ups and serious boogie jammer... Dave will be charged with the task of greasing up the wormhole with massive club soul and boogie plasma bombs as he takes the controls on the stroke of midnight... Anyone who's been down to Stretford's finest underground rave-up can attest to his credentials, and after digging his sublime 'Bye Bye Burnage' mix recently, we were left with no other option than to draft in his services for the occasion. Take our advice and wear a nappy for this one....



2. Hyper Grotto Jam @ 2022NQ 14/12/13

Poster by Lisa Stannard
Special crimbo daytime jam down at 2022NQ... Jazzy-ass poster says it all really... We'll be hawking tees and jumpers and shit down at this...Number one hot xmas shopping stop! Tank up on mulled stuff and sit on Benny Badge's knee for 50p (2 minute limit) as he makes a pre-cursory appearance to his NYE special guest slot, see below...



3. NEW YEARS EVE!

a. Wet Play / Red Laser Records / Full Beam! @ Soup Kitchen 31/12/13

Poster by Randall Marsh
Enter the Pyramid this New Year's Eve for a double room, 8 hour alpha state joyride down at Soup Kitchen... for the third year running W.P drench the soupy basement in what has become a traditional NYE sure-fire smash. This time joining forces with red Laser Records and Full Beam! Who'll be erecting rival monoliths upstairs fora boogie/manctalo, trans-year sound off. Safe to say you'll be cruising up and down the chute throughout the night so oil them knee joints...



*Subterranean Chamber - WET PLAY w/ BENNY BADGE (Freekwency / Nite Class), Kickin' Pigeon, Randy Marsh. Ste Spandex, Wayward, Metrodome.

*King's Chamber - RED LASER RECORDS & FULL BEAM! w/ Il Bosco, Matt Triggs, sonofapizzaman, Vincent Texture, Randall Marsh Snr, Tony Brapston.


>>>NYE TICKETS<<<


**Also kicking off NYE - Kickin' Pigeon in early evening moonlighting business...**

NYE 2013 - Common Bar, Thomas St.
8pm-2am
'Just Another Night' with your hosts:
Kickin Pigeon & DJ White Pepper
(aka Matt Ward & Brad Tallon)

'Music, drinks and celebration; by candlelight. Seeing in the New Year in whatever fashion you damn please'
Greetings!

Yep, for those who want to get going early doors. Pidge and Pepper will be playing records, talking nonsence and dancing at Common from 8pm. More details to follow...




Thursday, 31 October 2013

Tees Louise!.....

'Bath Tub' Models our Dark Heather number whilst takin one of his naps..
*All tees come with zero limescale guaranteed!
The first installment of the next batch of super fresh Wet Play tees are now available on the WET PLAY BIG CARTEL ... 1st one designed by LISA STANNARD at her 'Sand Pit' studios, taken from her lovely print that was given out with our WGFM#2 Test Pressings a little while back... Mega Ping!... 

*Big props to Jermyn and the crew at the fabulous ONE69A studio for zappin' these out in high fashion with their trademark excellence as always... x LOVE x

'Hello Ambulance please mate... Three scalliwags with multiple lacerations...
Yeah they're still breathin'... No, I haven't got any plasters'
These are limited edition! - We will be changin' up the colours and designs as we hustle these ones... We will be runnin' a stall at WET PLAY'S SUPERNATURAL SHOWBIZ JAMBOREE at the Dancehouse on Friday the 1st Nov for anyone wanting to save on postage.... 

Good for girls too. Ladies! - Get out of the doghouse and into one of these.





BIG BUGGERS! 
email wetplaymcr@gmail.com if you need larger sizes and we'll sort something out....

WPx

Tuesday, 22 October 2013

Wet Play's Supernatural Showbiz Jamboree 01/11/13

Poster by : Randall Marsh 2013
Dust off your ball gowns and your widest shirts n slacks... Pan-dimensional prom vibessssss. Awards will be given for special effort - and we mean it. Trophies for the best drenchers have been commissioned... Think Galaxy High end of term dance... Tight angles and BIG bangles... Glitter and dicky-bows...

Happening on a Friday this time so get the Saturday off work if you need to... actually, get the Friday, Saturday and Sunday off as this is a mission to re-polarize your neural sheaths. All taking place at the glorious DANCEHOUSE Theatre on Oxford Road...

'Manchester's number one dog-friendly comedy venue'
...There have been various ghost sightings, spectral experiences and unexplainable sensations over recent times in this gaff so be ALERT... Mind out for COLD spots on the dance floor and keep the safety OFF on your proton packs. Officially certified 'HAUNTED' by Patrick Swayze and Whoopi Goldberg (showbiz).... 

We are extremely fortunate to be able to use this EXTRA SPECIAL venue so all comers be briefed : Please respect your surroundings or the theatre staff will set the ghosts on you! (It's Halloween - they WILL be about) - In all seriousness though... You will be given the showbiz exitshould you break the rules - not that you will, as you'll be too busy hob-nobbing at zero-g in the hefty performance space... 

The Dancehouse's spectacular auditorium. Anyone seen the Shining?
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*Joining us on the night is JOHNNY AB STRACT! - Booked by Randy Marsh and Ste Spandex whilst trapped in a black hole a his regular throw down : MIDNIGHT DRIVE recently.... Been meaning to sort a jam out with Johnny for a while now.... I'll let Kickin' Pigeon spill the beans on this creature should you be unfamiliar with his habits....

It's with great pleasure that we bring one of Manchester's most respected underground acid militia, Johnny Abstract to our rambunctious soiree. As far as techno credentials go, Mr Abstract ticks all the boxes. Too many funny, messy and most importantly, top notch house and techno jams have cumulated from the epicentre of this guy's aura. He smashed the back end off Wet Play's precursor party, Detroit Public Radio about 8 years ago; after already establishing himself in the Manchester techno scene through numerous banging nights that seem to blur into an intergalactic haze (summet in the water back then...;) Recently flying the Proper Techno flag at nights Bohemian Grove and Midnight Drive, and proceeding a jaw-dropping lysergic romp at Audio Farm's Summer Festival; Johnny continues to keep at the forefront of forward thinking electronic musica, and is sure to give our Pigeon a run for his money keeping up the tEckNoid BoUnCe. Get ready to embrace the speaker stacks!.... KP x 

Part of Johhny's traditional pre-set routine... Get it buzzed.
Added party upgrade:::::... SKANKY MAGIC are going to be deploying the fizzled elctronics and ramped up groove boxes, mainling us a 1500mics dose of 5D chaos. First displaying their narcotic prowess on 'Where Good Friends Meet #1' - our debut record; this will be the first performance for the mysterious duo and a chance to see their all encompassing technicoloured joyride spiral out of control in our very own rave bunker. Expect radioactive spring reverbs, juttering plasma-rhythms and post-euphoric, interstella haze. All in all; a very exciting prospect - buckle up and enjoy the journey...

As normal a plethora of WET PLAY PALS will be in attendance for your amusement....

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Tickets are a ridonkulous £5 in advance... Don't ask how we can do it... don't think the maths have ever added up. Door price will be £7... Ticket holders and guestlist blaggers please be in by midnight or we'll turn your heads into pumpkins. Last entry will be 1AM so dont dawdle... The last party at KRAAK was a roadblock and people got turned away... We've made the short trip across town to the Dancehouse for this one where there's a bit more room, but not loads more so dont drag your heels.....Follow the light......




All That Enter In Shall Be Saved....
hold out your hand and wait for the fizz....